Update: Found Brian Chesky's management soulmate.
Random CFO just dropped this wisdom: • Don't talk to me unless I initiate • 100-hour weeks are the baseline • Work from home? That's for quitters
Oh, and he traded mortgage-backed securities in '08. Because of course he did.
I'm picturing their management retreat:
Brian: "One-on-ones make you their therapist" Random CFO: "That's why I banned talking entirely" Brian: "Genius"
Here's what kills me:
This CFO probably has a "People First" poster on his wall. Right next to his 2008 "Trader of the Year" plaque.
The math on his approach: • 100 hours/week = 14 hours/day • Zero WFH = Zero trust • No subordinate conversations = Zero pulse on reality
The enterprises that lose talent fastest: Old model: "Don't speak unless spoken to" New model: Actually caring about humans
Old model: Presence = Productivity New model: Results = Results
Plot twist: His top performers work for competitors now. They have one-on-ones. They can work remotely. They're happier.
Who knew treating people like adults could be a competitive advantage?
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